About This
At the beginning of sophomore year, our teacher told us to make a list of 101 things and that it would be due at the end of the year. This list could be about anything, but Katy and I decided to make our lists "Traits of the Perfect Guy". Her list is on her site, but here's mine.

(By the way, I am quite content with my guy right now...sorry boys.)

"The List"

MANDATORY:
Straight (ya gotta admit...that's the most important)
Nice smile (with straight teeth)
Pretty eyes
Muscular arms (I've got an arm thing...WHAT?!)
Treats me well
Gets along with my friends
Good sense of humor
Gives good massages and does so willingly/randomly(I like giving massages, but getting one is so much better)
Honest with me no matter what
Has morals comparable to mine
Makes me laugh (not hard to do)
Respects me
Trusts me
Doesn't get jealous when I hang out with my friends
Tells me how he feels
Smells good
Doesn't mind being in pictures
Tolerates my occasional jealousy

Bonus Points:
abs
romantic
nice car (Third generation RX7 gets even more points)
Dresses nicely
Can dance
Can sing
Liked by my parents
Dark hair with light eyes
Tan with light eyes
Hasn't dated any of my friends
Can easily pick me up
Dark hair with DARK brown eyes
Can do back flips (Weird...I know)
Can do back handspring (More random weirdness)
Speaks a foreign language fluently
Can cook well (especially Italian food)
Willing to get me chicken wings at all hours of the night (this'll earn you points with Katy too)
Between 5'8" and 6'
White teeth
Likes the same music I do
Has similar taste in movies to me

That's a Negative:
Facial hair (it's not the end of the world but I prefer clean-shaven guys...and stubble hurts)
Bellybutton pierced (it just looks peculiar on guys)
Any piercing other than ears
Tells all his friends what happens between us (or doesn't)
Picks on me constantly (joking around is fine, but it can only go so far, ya know?)
Goofy/immature
Just wants me for my body

NO!
Hairy (monkeys are cool...but not monkey men)
Smokes
Drinks excessively/does drugs
Abusive (if you hit me...you are GONE! and Brenton says he will bring you swift punishment in the form of lead *ie. he will shoot your pitiful ass*)
Horndogs
Doesn't appreciate me or my efforts to do nice things for him